Tuesday, July 30, 2013
6 things I have learned after 6 years of awesome,miserable, fun, sad, FUNNY years of marriage.....
Our anniversary is on Sunday, so I thought I would share some things I have learned about marriage. (warning..PG-13 language.)
1. We are different. I watch college football, John watches documentaries about air guitar competitions. He likes his meat bloody rare and I'd rather eat burnt steak. I like to paint my nails, wear makeup and feel pretty. John will wear a tshirt until it is LITERALLY falling apart. It's ok to be different.
2.Sometimes it's better to go to bed angry. Going to bed mad is WAY better than calling John an "annoying f@#king a-hole". Just sayin'.
3.When you are married, sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do. SUCK.IT.UP.
4. Having and MAINTAINING a good sense of humor is really more important than how often you have sex. I mean, there are tools to help with the sex...if you can't laugh about shit (usually shit that really sucks) the sex won't happen anyway. Truth.
5. My husband CAN NOT satisfy my emotional needs. Ever. That's what my girlfriends are for.
6.I'm really not THAT great to be married to. I'd like to think that I am bomb diggity and John really lucked out in scoring a wife like me. But to be honest...I can be a real bitch.
So many life changes since we met 11 years ago. Marriage is hard. Like really hard. Even through the ups and downs...He is still the one. Happy Anniversary to us.
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